May 3, 2016 2:19 pm -


He thought she was an angel.

According to the SFGate, it all began with a well-timed solar eclipse that fell over Bangaii. A 21-year-old fisherman was walking on the beach and spotted what he thought was an angel. He took her home, dressed her up, complete with hijab and proudly told his parents about this amazing creature from God. They even changed her clothes daily as a sign of respect.

The problem is that the gift from God was actually a really fancy sex toy. We’re not just talking about a plastic blow-up doll. She was a reasonably fancy looking sex doll.




D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.