May 27, 2016 10:50 pm -


Scientific genius Donald Trump has solved the California water crisis. It’s amazing that no one else thought of this.

The Republican presidential candidate made the comments during a rally in Fresno, California, where many attendees hoisted “farmers for Trump” signs. Early on, he said California has “a water problem that is so insane. It’s so ridiculous.”

“They’re taking the water and shoving it out to sea,” Trump exclaimed.

Trump was referring to California’s long-running drought, which is now in its fifth straight year and covers 94.5% of the state. Trump did not go into detail on his drought plan but did promise that if elected he would address it.

“If I win, believe me we’re going to start opening up the water so that you can have your farmers survive so that your job market will get better,” Trump announced.



D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.