Man plops his privates on supermarket scanner
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It probably didn’t do much unless he has a barcode tattoo.
According to cops, Christian Fisher, 31, entered the Quality Food Center market around 5 PM Wednesday and proceeded to a self-checkout scanner. He then summoned over a female employee, aSeattle Police Department report states.
When the woman approached Fisher, cops noted, “she saw that his penis was out on the stand.” The employee said she “reacted with surprise,” which caused Fisher to laugh.
A male employee said that when he saw his female coworker “reacting to something on the checkout stand,” he “walked over to see what the issue was.” The “issue,” he told police, was Fisher’s penis, which was “resting on top of the scanner.” The suspect, the report notes, “was laughing and did not make any attempts to stow away his blatantly exposed genitalia.”
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