July 4, 2016 4:09 pm -

Whew! Ladies, you can relax now. Phil Roberson says he’ll never go into your bathroom because “I’m a man.”

The Western Conservative Summit is the gift that keeps on giving, if by “gift” you mean open running sores of derp. Remember Phil Robertson, the guy from Duck Dynasty whose multiple hateful obsessions couldn’t knock him off the air a few years back? Well, the bearded charmer washed up on the Denver Convention Center stage this weekend to spout folksy Bible-based hatred to an eager crowd…


Robertson also did not disappoint on the hatefulness front. Later in his speech, the Duck Dynasty patriarch went on a riff about how there were 160,000 murders in America while we were fighting wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and it’s kind of intriguing to wonder where he was going with it

 Yes, folks, it’s the gays and the transes who are killing 160,000 people every dozen or so years. Robertson’s gay panic is so epic, even other homophobes get a little nervous around him.




D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.