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July 19, 2016 9:27 pm - NewsBehavingBadly.com

And that means it must be very very low.

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I was thinking Jimmy the comedian, “dyn-o-mite.” Well, I suggested giving her a cat instead, and he wasn’t interested. I got people asking why? Well I have something from Daily Mail Well, I suggested giving her a cat instead, and he wasn’t interested and I got people saying “Why you want to send her a cat?” Well, because of this. I have — right here, folks, in my formally nicotine-stained fingers. It’s from the Daily Mail, a credible news source. As credible as anything you’re going to find out there in the world.

Headline: “Woman with stomach ache is horrified when doctors remove a two-inch ball of cat hair from her vagina, caused by pets molting in her bed.’ Many a cat lover lets their feline friend sleep in their bed, but one woman got a rather unexpected – not to mention disgusting added extra after several nights of snuggling up.

Michelle Barrow is mother to Cricket and Donut, who, while cute, shed a torrent of hair all over the bed. And while unsightly, she never dreamed what would happen next. Some time later, during a routine appointment with her gynaecologist, she mentioned the ‘dull ache’ she had felt in her abdomen for the last month. The cause turned out to be a two-inch ball of cat hair inside her vagina.

So, that’s why I thought it’d be fun to send Hillary a cat.

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D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.