September 8, 2016 3:15 pm -

Funny how so many of the arrestees on Cops are also shirtless.

Myrtle Beach police responded to the St. George Bar in reference to an assault and ended up arresting one man for public intoxication.

When officers arrived, they found a man who appeared to be naked except for a torn pair of boxer-briefs he was holding around his buttocks.


The report says the man’s face was “covered in blood and he had multiple lacerations on his knees, elbows and feet.” Officers reported that he had a knot “almost the size of a golf ball” under his right eye.

Reports say the man was belligerent, repeating himself and saying “bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do.”

The man told officers three men pushed him in the area of the trash cans, beat him, took his clothes, and stole $700 from him.



D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.