December 20, 2016 8:25 pm -

They make it seem as though everything is for sale.

Ivanka’s going to be OK, I think, but the B’wana Twins would sell the Oval Office for parts and use the money to shoot up the National Zoo…

For a mere quarter-mil, you can butch it up with some of the luckiest members of the Lucky Sperm Club. Break out the Zegna camo and sing it for us one more time.


Meanwhile, the basic ideological framework of the latest hirelings down at Camp Runamuck is becoming clearer almost by the day. For example, just this week, we learned that two of the new members of the staff have some interesting friends. It seems that the National Security Advisor is connected to European neo-Nazis, while the new budget director is a hot ticket among largely forgotten domestic wingnut organizations.



D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.