Husband, lover fight over woman on bedroom floor
It’s always better to get a room if you’re screwing around.
A man in Alabama leapt into action when he saw his wife in bed with another man, according to the Daily Star. (Note that the Star is based in the U.K. and is staffed by people who are likely still laughing at us right now.)
After finding the man in what is presumably his own bedroom — in person and everything! — he pounces on him while his wife jump out of bed and manages to ask her husband to stop once in a pretty unconvincing tone. He repeatedly asks the guy what he’s “doing,” which should be pretty obvious.