January 24, 2017 12:30 pm -

NY Daily News reports that Fox Business’ Charlie Gasparino channeled his inner Jim Lampley in a Facebook post detailing an incident at one of last Friday’s Inaugural Balls in which – in the red corner – Kellyanne “Killer” Conway threw several punches at a belligerent attendee:


… [F]irst met my pal Scott [B]aio outside the victory ball. We said hello when a bunch of anarchist thugs began to descend on us screaming “hey Chachi are u fascist?” One made an aggressive move toward us i shoved him away and he said “touch me again u little prick and I’ll smack u” my response: “GFY asshole” that’s when my producer Brian Schwartz intervened and crisis was averted.

Part two was even more insane: inside the ball we see a fight between two guys in tuxes and then suddenly out of nowhere came trump adviser Kellyanne Conway who began throwing some mean punches at one of the guys. Whole thing lasted a few mins no one was hurt except maybe the dude she smacked. Now I know why trump hired her. Btw I exaggerate none of this.

Where’s Michael Buffer when you really need him?


D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.