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September 7, 2017 7:55 pm - NewsBehavingBadly.com

For the record: no, you can’t make this stuff up!

Also for the record: I remember hubby’s name from the Bush 43 years. Ho. Lee. Cao.

If you thought the Tim Murphy affair was tawdry, wait until you read this, involving the wife of a Trump corporate attorney, an inmate, and some hot, hot jailhouse parking lot romance!

An ongoing investigation into “suspicious” activity in the back seat of a car involving an inmate trustee at the Fauquier County jail led to the Tuesday arrest of Teresa Jo Burchfield, the wife of an ethics attorney to President Donald Trump’s business organization.

Burchfield, 53, is married to Bobby R. Burchfield, a partner at Washington’s King and Spalding, who was appointed as an independent ethics advisor to the Donald J. Revocable Trust in January.

Burchfield, a longtime Republican attorney, served as counsel to President George W. Bush in the 2000 Florida recount.

Teresa Jo Burchfield was arrested Tuesday afternoon in a parking lot adjacent to the Fauquier County Adult Detention Center after deputies found her in the backseat of a car with an inmate/trustee at the jail, according to sheriff’s office Sgt. James Hartman.

Burchfield and the 23-year-old inmate were having sex in the car, according to a criminal complaint filed at Fauquier County General District Court.

We promise not to make any obvious jokes or puns about the fact that this story was first reported in the Fauquier Times… oops! Too late!

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.