October 29, 2017 10:07 am -

Twitter-obsessed dotard Donald J. Trump has spent more than one out of every four days of his alleged presidency slacking off on the golf course. He did so again yesterday — and received a “salute” from one determined citizen. Newsweek reports:

Donald Trump’s motorcade departing from the Trump National Golf Club in Virginia had an extra add-on Saturday, after the president spent the 96th day of his presidency visiting one of his own properties. That addition came in the form of a female cyclist, who had one goal in mind: to flip off the president of the United States.

Pool reporters first noticed the cyclist trailing the motorcade before she managed to snake her way next to the president’s car just outside of the Trump National Golf Club. “A female bicyclist along the motorcade route, just outside the golf course, traveling in the right lane repeatedly extended her middle left finger towards POTUS,” the pool stated.

VOA pool reporter Steve Herman was apparently the first person to report the “golfin’ bird” incident, via Twitter:

Newsweek has a few questions:

Who was this bicyclist? Was she upset about the president’s frequent golfing excursions? Could his travels to the Virginia golf course and the resulting congestion in traffic have ticked her off? Is she one of the majority of Americans who feel Trump is to blame for the dysfunction in Washington?

The who will remain a mystery, but with regard to the remaining questions, we say “all of the above.”

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.