Homophobes Upset With Burger King’s ‘Gay Burgers’ And Demand ‘Straight Burgers’
Burger King’s celebration of gay pride got lost on a few people. In the newly-released video, the hamburger appears different on the outside, but soon enough customers realize it’s the same Whopper the fast-food chain has been selling for years. Once unwrapped, the words “We are all the same inside” are revealed on the wrapper.
And now, Burger King is under fire for their new ‘gay burger’. Maybe Burger King should help those who object by selling a Closet Burger.
The burgers aren’t gay but don’t tell the homophobes that. Apparently they didn’t watch the video. So now they want to boycott Burger King, and one Twitter user even blames Obama. Naturally. The Daily Caller titled a post, “Burger King: Have It, You’re Gay.”
The Proud Whopper, a limited edition product is sold in FABULOUS San Francisco for one week only, so the boycott had better be really, really fast.
GayStarNews reports, “Some social media users were outraged by the burger, a standard Whopper with a rainbow wrapper with the message: ‘We Are All The Same Inside’. Using the hashtag #BoycottBurgerKing, some said they would not eat there until they stopped selling the ‘fag burgers’.”
— Mrs.Prim (@PrimMrs) July 2, 2014
I’m not sure there are straight burgers, but whatevs. On an aside: My gay BFF is visiting from out of town. She’s laughing her ass off at this:
— joseph price (@joeyyeo13) July 2, 2014
— David Lewis (@lewisbama) July 2, 2014
It’s just a hamburger. I guess we aren’t all the same inside. Some people aren’t so pretty when you have a glance of what goes on, on the inside.
We embedded the video yesterday but I’ll add it again here in case you missed it:
Republicans really suck at boycotts anyway. How dare people Openly Carry Proud Burgers. That’s so dangerous.
To The Daily Caller’s credit, the author did write, “Meanwhile, the cows are all like: “Uh… hello? Over here? You’re actually eating our insides? Do we get a say in this?” But who cares, everybody knows cows are a bunch of straighties.”
H/T: My buddy @Tomcinmidlife with thanks.