July 5, 2014 8:53 am -

Friday marked America’s 238th year as an independent nation and every year that prompts celebratory fireworks on the Fourth of July with fireworks, tons of food and amazing music. At least for most of us. For gun dorks, they found other “patriotic” things to do and naturally that involves firearms because nothing is more important to them than guns.

Scottie “F*ck the Police” Royale walked around Carytown, Virginia, with his weapons, and also with other alleged humans.

Gun rights activists are notorious for their blatant disrespect for law enforcement. They think they are the police.

In this next picture is Jason Spitze,who  say’s his goal is to start a healthy debate about guns.”I’ve had people say we should be ashamed and what not,” Spitzer said. “I’ve been called the scum of the earth, I’ve been called every name in the book.”

That’s probably because people are uncomfortable, you big jerk.


This is Spitzer again seen in a picture ‘starting a healthy debate about guns.’  but don’t worry because he’s holding what Gun humpers refer to as a harmless ‘inanimate object’ in his hands so we’re all safe. Don’t you feel safe? He joined the Carytown march. On Facebook, he writes, “I am a true patriot.”

This man identifies himself on the guest list to attend the march as ‘Moe Gunz.” I feel so safe.

The woman in pink yearning for the Confederacy was also to attend the event.

I’d love to have been a fly on the wall when she bumped into Moe Gunz.

Or this little feller who is carrying a weapon bigger than he is.

Watch Jason and his friends courtesy of America Now News. – Richmond, VA News

Thank you for making us all feel safer. You little patriots rawk so hard!

Big thanks to my source who shall remain anonymous. Gun rights activists are notorious for targeting women, so we’ll just call her Awesome.


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  1. Shades July 5th, 2014 at 8:57 am

    They look like silly little boys. Silly little boys who could get drunk and shoot someone, but silly nonetheless.

  2. Smitty July 5th, 2014 at 9:20 am

    Too scared to go out in public without that gun? They should stay home and barricade themselves in.

  3. crc3 July 5th, 2014 at 9:27 am

    Great advertisement for the NRA….

  4. bob barker July 5th, 2014 at 9:29 am

    they weren’t gerring no pussy, that’s fore sure.

  5. Abby Normal July 5th, 2014 at 10:00 am

    How sad. They don’t have 100 IQ points among them.

  6. KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker July 5th, 2014 at 10:02 am

    These guys really need to get laid, but it doesn’t look like that’s gonna happen any time soon.

  7. Carla Akins July 5th, 2014 at 10:30 am

    They’re right, they are not breaking any laws. Everone has the right to display their stupidity and lack of consideration for their fellow man – in public for all to see.

    • mcalleyboy July 5th, 2014 at 9:03 pm

      To take away the stigma of guns for the general public and some touchy police officers, not all police are against you carry your weapon but they’d like to see you carry it concealed.

      • Carla Akins July 6th, 2014 at 12:09 am

        Your post makes no sense and has nothing to do with my post,.

    • Leslie Martinez July 9th, 2014 at 2:00 pm

      As opposed to those that consider the rights of their fellow man by taking away their rights and freedom?

      I agree that some of the one carrying are being overzealous and ridiculous but at least the are not lying and breaking laws like Bloomberg and his cult followers.

  8. Maxx44 July 5th, 2014 at 10:44 am

    The reason anyone with the ability to reason should be afraid of these knuckle-draggers is that those of us who aren’t crazy have no idea whether or not the idiot flaunting his penis substitute is a “good guy with a gun” or a “bad guy with a gun”.

  9. Teddy Simon July 5th, 2014 at 10:49 am

    They do it because they think it makes them bad ass , if they truely want to be bad ass join the military and the biggest baddest guns on earth , but that would mean people may be shooting back at them so I guess they will never do that .

    • Maxx44 July 5th, 2014 at 11:17 am

      Return fire is a bitch.

      • m2old4bs July 5th, 2014 at 5:17 pm

        So is friendly fire apparently

    • mcalleyboy July 5th, 2014 at 9:00 pm

      For public awareness and to take away the stigma of guns only, these guys don’t dress bad azz or look bad azz.

    • Justin Volke V July 6th, 2014 at 5:31 am

      How do you know they aren’t ex-military or even active military?

  10. Foundryman July 5th, 2014 at 11:36 am

    These are exactly the type of people gun control laws should prevent from having guns.

  11. ChrisVosburg July 5th, 2014 at 11:43 am

    Perhaps we could just buy them all baseball caps with “TOUGH GUY” embroidered on the crown. See, that way, they could leave all the heavy metal hardware at home.

    • Billy Jackson July 5th, 2014 at 1:03 pm

      I think they prefer the ones with the nylon mesh backs, and the padded, high crown fronts with the “Tough Guy” logo or something similar like “My women only do it with Patriots”

      And we MUST offer them in camo.

      • ChrisVosburg July 5th, 2014 at 1:14 pm

        Guy I used to work for used to tell us “I’m a genius. No, really, I am,” all the time (he was kind of aspergery that way) so we finally bought him one of those truckstop ballcaps with “I’m a Fuckin’ Genius” on it.

        • Billy Jackson July 5th, 2014 at 1:25 pm


    • edmeyer_able July 5th, 2014 at 5:41 pm

      But there you are assuming they know how to read.

  12. suesista July 5th, 2014 at 12:31 pm

    I’m getting a bit weary of being portrayed as ‘frightened’ by the sight of guns hanging from open-carry actors’ bodies. It’s more complex than that… revolted, repelled, nauseated, amused, pitying, contemptuous, entertained, regretful, curious, puzzled, unquiet and hinky—all at once. But then, I’m not an absolutist, either.

    • edmeyer_able July 5th, 2014 at 5:40 pm

      I hunt every fall with the same group of people. Although I trust them not to take an errant shot never would we pose with loaded weapons, and certainly not in such a careless manner.

      • Justin Volke V July 6th, 2014 at 5:29 am

        How do you know the weapons are loaded?

        • edmeyer_able July 6th, 2014 at 2:47 pm

          You treat every weapon as if it’s loaded, if I see you approaching me w/a weapon and there is a clip in it and the bolt is closed I’ll assume IT IS LOADED. Thanks for playing.

  13. ChrisVosburg July 5th, 2014 at 1:22 pm

    Get a kick out of the fact that the doughy guy on the left in the first pic has an arm on the shoulders of the token negro in the center to show how down with the brothers he is– but nevertheless is keeping him at arm’s length.

    • edmeyer_able July 5th, 2014 at 5:36 pm

      Haven’t noticed any display of “affection” in ANY other picture, but I could be wrong.

    • Justin Volke V July 6th, 2014 at 5:10 am

      It’s not that. The negro token as you call him was chosen because he was also gay.

      • ChrisVosburg July 6th, 2014 at 9:50 am

        Justin, you’re the worst party clown we’ve ever hired. Sorry, but we’re putting a stop on the check.

  14. cvryder2000 July 5th, 2014 at 1:44 pm

    They should just pad their pants instead.

  15. J Muir July 5th, 2014 at 1:46 pm

    I carried my stinger missle around the Wiggles concert yesterday. You got a problem, lady?? Suck it, socialist toddlers!

  16. ribbie149 July 5th, 2014 at 1:54 pm

    I can’t wait until a wingnut with a gun gets into it with a brother with a gun…

  17. mcalleyboy July 5th, 2014 at 8:57 pm

    Are they all dorks? It’s a form of public awareness if these guys don’t show their weapons then and speak up then it will open up the doors to red tape again and tough gun laws. Don’t do this at home though, hide your weapon, make sure you know how to use that weapon and train with it get the Carry Concealed weapon permit and enjoy the rewards of saving your life.

    • Anomaly 100 July 5th, 2014 at 11:09 pm

      You’re not making any sense. Your conclusion is that you feel they have the right to scare the crap out of little kids and mothers at stores because the skeery black man in the White House will take your guns.

      • mcalleyboy July 6th, 2014 at 12:09 am

        Why should they feel scared? It’s not a gun free zone, I’d call that scary.

    • Religionistheenemy. July 5th, 2014 at 11:51 pm

      Aah, but in Georgia, guns are now allowed in bars so the drunks are now allowed to shoot each other if they get in disagreements over sporting events.

      • mcalleyboy July 6th, 2014 at 12:10 am

        Woa…yea guns shouldn’t be allow in the bars or at least checked in like the Wild West.

  18. Justin Volke V July 6th, 2014 at 5:15 am

    This ad is just as offensive to those who wish to repeal the second amendment as pro life protestors are offensive to baby killers who wish to repeal the first amendment.
    If you don’t like freedom of speech then move to Canada.

  19. Justin Volke V July 6th, 2014 at 5:23 am

    The great thing about the second amendment is that is you feel threatened by idiots like this you have the right to protect yourself from them with a bigger gun.

  20. Charles Daniels July 14th, 2014 at 4:29 pm

    This is the mentality of not just limp morons showing off, it’s Congress and mainstream R’s too.
    Rupert’s dream is fully realized, the FOX disinformation machine is a success. Two generations now vote for the interest of the 1% over their own.