July 8, 2014 9:30 pm -

A naked 20-year-old man broke into a family’s home while they were sleeping, then began loudly reciting scripture, according to the Seattle Police Department. Naked guy wasn’t just high on the Holy Spirit. He was also high as a kite on LSD.

According to police, a husband and wife and their two young children were asleep on the upper floor of their home at around 2:00 a.m. when they heard someone breaking through their front door.

While the naked intruder yelled out Bible passages, the wife called 911 and her husband grabbed a baseball bat for protection, according to KOMO News.

Officers arrived to find the  suspect walking down the street and talking to himself. He reportedly ran off when he saw officers, but they were able to chase him down.

The man, who was arrested for investigation of burglary, admitted to taking LSD prior to the incident and was transported to a local hospital for treatment, according to police.

H/T: My BFF @ComgenKDT with thanks.


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  1. Tommy6860 July 8th, 2014 at 9:40 pm

    *Does Cheech and Chong* “You know, before I used to be all messed up drugs, but since I found the Lord, now I’m all messed up on the Lord”

    Hey, why not have the best of both worlds.

  2. Billy Jackson July 8th, 2014 at 9:54 pm

    I can only imagine what he was saying:

    “And the Lord will cum again……Allow me to demonstrate how he will appear in a white light (substituted with liquid penile projectile).”

  3. Eric Trommater July 8th, 2014 at 10:03 pm

    I deny everything and demand proof.

    • Anomaly 100 July 8th, 2014 at 10:25 pm

      And we totally believe it wasn’t you.

      • Eric Trommater July 8th, 2014 at 10:29 pm

        Goats are so mainstream now. Trolling needed to be taken to another level . . . is what someone high on LSD would say after breaking into someone’s house naked and reading aloud from the Bible.

        • Anomaly 100 July 8th, 2014 at 10:36 pm

          We just need Busta to pop into a few homes naked and say, “Goat ya’!”

          • Eric Trommater July 8th, 2014 at 10:44 pm

            Oh now you want to goat pun thread? Where were you last night?
            Alright just one:
            (clears throat)
            Whatever floats your goat

          • Anomaly 100 July 8th, 2014 at 10:50 pm

            I love how you *kid* around.

          • granpa.usthai July 9th, 2014 at 3:06 am

            – no reason to go butting heads over it.

  4. burqa July 9th, 2014 at 12:42 am

    I did some pretty crazy stuff back when I tripped, too.
    Good thing the guy wasn’t shot.
    Kudos to the homeowner for keeping his cool.
    I bet the visit to the hospital put a severe cramp on the chap’s mellow.

  5. The Lochnar July 9th, 2014 at 12:59 am

    So I wonder if this story will be listed in the LiberalLand Spirit or Good News categories once its not lner in Top Stories. ­čÖé

  6. Margie Bateman Osgood July 9th, 2014 at 2:04 am

    Is this the new GOP campaign strategy?

    • granpa.usthai July 9th, 2014 at 3:00 am

      disciples of Sara?

    • Roctuna July 9th, 2014 at 7:39 am

      I was wondering which gop primary for Congress he was campaigning in? Sounds like he could be a typical candidate but he needs to work a gun into his events.

  7. granpa.usthai July 9th, 2014 at 2:58 am

    stripping down butt naked and breaking and entering for Jesus. Wonder if some ‘anti American Muslim loving liberal activist’ judge will try to put a damper on his religious rites?

  8. fahvel July 9th, 2014 at 3:45 am

    this is about as important as the crap oozing from the palin face. how about less meaningless crap in the future – although it amuses some and allows for cute asides.

    • M A G July 9th, 2014 at 6:57 am

      I personally enjoy the lighter side as well as the more serious. If all we concentrate on are the dark, gritty news stories it makes us sour. Enjoy a little levity!

  9. M A G July 9th, 2014 at 6:55 am

    Not only was this bible reader on LSD, I think the bible writers were, too!

  10. Rixar13 McGinnis July 9th, 2014 at 2:39 pm

    LSD I have done, “loudly reciting scripture”, Not So Much.

  11. DesertSun59 July 9th, 2014 at 3:40 pm

    Mental illness and religion are derived from the same part of the brain.