Wingnuts Gone Wild: Calls To Impeach Obama After Crazy Lady Scribbles A Word Salad On Breitbart
Half-baked former Governor of Alaska has had ‘enough” and is fed up with “the years of abuse from this president.” She took to Breitbart.com to scribble out a word salad which states, “His unsecured border crisis is the last straw that makes the battered wife say, ‘no mas’.”
No mas! No mas! She has had it, dammit!
La mujer estúpida continued to say,”Because of Obama’s purposeful dereliction of duty an untold number of illegal immigrants will kick off their shoes and come on in, competing against Americans for our jobs and limited public services.”
The crazy lady added, “There is no end in sight as our president prioritizes parties over doing the job he was hired by voters to do. Securing our borders is obviously fundamental here; it goes without saying that it is his job.”
While she was drawing funny pictures on Breitbart, this happened.
Today Obama has asked for help in what he has called a humanitarian crisis. President Obama on Tuesday asked Congress for $3.7 billion to confront a tide of minors from Central America who are illegally crossing the U.S. southern border, straining immigration resources and causing a political firestorm in Washington.
Meanwhile, it wasGeorge W. Bush who allowed more undocumented children into the United States. Sadly, it was Obama who wanted them deported.
But never mind all the fact-y stuff.
“President Obama’s rewarding of lawlessness, including his own, is the foundational problem here,” she declares.
Sarah’s ghost writer concludes “It’s time to impeach; and on behalf of American workers and legal immigrants of all backgrounds, we should vehemently oppose any politician on the left or right who would hesitate in voting for articles of impeachment. The many impeachable offenses of Barack Obama can no longer be ignored. If after all this he’s not impeachable, then no one is.”
600 upvotes on Breitbart for this comment, so it must be true:
Or maybe Obama will be so afraid that he’ll quit halfway through his second term.
IMPEACH! Also, apparently Sarah doesn’t have a vajayjay. I’m not judging though.
— MaydnUSA (@MaydnUSA) July 8, 2014
Impeach our twice elected President for freedom and stuff:
Because he’s the boss of all the cops, that’s why:
— Darnell McMurrain (@gdmcmurrain5) July 8, 2014
— luvmytude (@luvmytude) July 8, 2014
Obama did this deliberately because a half-term Governor said so.
-=- TIME TO IMPEACH OBAMA -= -=- Opening our borders to a flood of illegal immigrants is deliberate. -=- -=- http://t.co/GkpnjAQtBq -=-
— 2ndAmendmentJim (@2ndAmendmentJim) July 8, 2014