July 8, 2014 1:14 pm -

Half-baked former Governor of Alaska has had ‘enough” and is fed up with “the years of abuse from this president.” She took to to scribble out a word salad which states, “His unsecured border crisis is the last straw that makes the battered wife say, ‘no mas’.”

No mas! No mas! She has had it, dammit!

La mujer estúpida continued to say,”Because of Obama’s purposeful dereliction of duty an untold number of illegal immigrants will kick off their shoes and come on in, competing against Americans for our jobs and limited public services.”

The crazy lady added, “There is no end in sight as our president prioritizes parties over doing the job he was hired by voters to do. Securing our borders is obviously fundamental here; it goes without saying that it is his job.”

While she was drawing funny pictures on Breitbart, this happened. 

Today Obama has asked for help in what he has called a humanitarian crisis. President Obama on Tuesday asked Congress for $3.7 billion to confront a tide of minors from Central America who are illegally crossing the U.S. southern border, straining immigration resources and causing a political firestorm in Washington.

Meanwhile, it wasGeorge W. Bush who allowed more undocumented children into the United States. Sadly, it was Obama who wanted them deported.

But never mind all the fact-y stuff.

“President Obama’s rewarding of lawlessness, including his own, is the foundational problem here,” she declares.

Sarah’s ghost writer concludes “It’s time to impeach; and on behalf of American workers and legal immigrants of all backgrounds, we should vehemently oppose any politician on the left or right who would hesitate in voting for articles of impeachment. The many impeachable offenses of Barack Obama can no longer be ignored. If after all this he’s not impeachable, then no one is.”

600 upvotes on Breitbart for this comment, so it must be true:

Or maybe Obama will be so afraid that he’ll quit halfway through his second term.

IMPEACH! Also, apparently Sarah doesn’t have a vajayjay. I’m not judging though.

  Impeach our twice elected President for freedom and stuff:

Because he’s the boss of all the cops, that’s why:

Because Fascism:

Obama did this deliberately because a half-term Governor said so. 


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  1. William Urmson July 8th, 2014 at 1:22 pm

    This song goes out to Tea Party sweetheart Sarah Palin. Pls ck it out. Thanx and peace! WJU~ #sarahpalin #THEVIEW #JohnMcCain #teaparty
    posted a new song: “The Sarah Palin Smackdown”

  2. Dave July 8th, 2014 at 1:23 pm

    She is such a TWUNT!

  3. edmeyer_able July 8th, 2014 at 1:24 pm

    “The biggest set of balls in the #GOP belong to a woman! —> @SarahPalinUSA ”

    And Boehner wishes she would give them back to him.

    • tiredoftea July 8th, 2014 at 1:45 pm

      They were Mrs. Boehner’s.

  4. jdubhub68 July 8th, 2014 at 1:36 pm

    Thin-Skinned Sarah said what? I’d like to see anybody calling for President Obama’s impeachment articulate SPECIFICALLY what he did and what laws were broken. These misguided children seem to think that impeachment involves reading a laundry list debunked talking points into the record and holding a Survivor-type ceremony where the president is voted off the island is how the Constitution spells it out.

    • Anomaly 100 July 8th, 2014 at 1:41 pm

      Those pesky articles of impeachment thingies!

    • DJD11 July 8th, 2014 at 2:04 pm

      Just one, specific, impeachable offense.
      Come on right-wingers, just one.

  5. Eric Trommater July 8th, 2014 at 1:39 pm

    . . . .
    Scribbles A Word Salad On Breitbart
    This should be the headline of any article from Breitbart. #Merica #Derp.

    • BanditBasheert July 9th, 2014 at 3:41 pm

      Well it certainly describes anything that Sarah’s people write since we know she can barely read.

  6. tiredoftea July 8th, 2014 at 1:45 pm

    Auditioning for the View, I guess.

    • BanditBasheert July 9th, 2014 at 3:41 pm

      Whatever it takes .. she needs the money. She always needs the money.

  7. Ron Jackson July 8th, 2014 at 1:48 pm

    Please impeach,because that is sure to win over a vast majority of the black community,to the side of the tea party white nationalist movement. Again I say,because right wingers are allowed to procreate, shows just how great a nation we are,unlike China where they force women to have abortions,you know the nation that the pro life hobby lobby does business with.

    • granpa.usthai July 8th, 2014 at 2:26 pm

      not being hot for Sara is a non-impeachable offense.

      does demonstrate a lot of common sense though.

      • BanditBasheert July 9th, 2014 at 3:40 pm

        Well since Todd runs hookers from Palmer to Wasilla in all of the massage parlors, I doubt he bothers to look at her saggy self.

  8. granpa.usthai July 8th, 2014 at 2:24 pm

    Is Sara half way through the ‘change’ while gulping a big one or what?
    (and just when I was beginning to think her DU could not possibly get any worse! – even when ‘LIZARD-ing’).

    • BanditBasheert July 9th, 2014 at 3:39 pm

      Oh Sarah gulps – she also swallows and her favorite drink on those Alaska flights from Anchorage in the morning is red bull and vodka. She’s simply a cheap drunk in bad clothing.

  9. Linda1961 July 8th, 2014 at 2:27 pm

    They are sure this was deliberate, but don’t say why. This dumb lib wishes the wingnuts would tell us why Obama did it and what he thought he would gain by doing it. Not just this immigration crisis, but anything they have accused him of. And, no, “hates America” isn’t a valid reason.

  10. arc99 July 8th, 2014 at 2:32 pm

    The fact is that articles of impeachment can contain damn near anything that annoys the critics of a sitting President.

    One of the articles of impeachment against Andrew Johnson boiled down to essentially hurting Congress’ feelings. According to this account one of the core issues in the impeachment of Johnson was a law that he opposed known as the Tenure of Office Act.

    The Supreme Court found the law to be unconstitutional, albeit 58 years too late to be of any assistance to President Johnson.

    • Imnot George July 9th, 2014 at 3:06 pm

      Yes, but Johnson is not a President you want to cite in talking about Obama since he is generally considered among the worst American presidents for his opposition to federally guaranteed rights for African Americans. He tried to undo much of what Lincoln and the Republicans did during the Civil War and fought constantly with Congress so he was pretty much totally ineffective (except in blocking any help to blacks).

  11. granpa.usthai July 8th, 2014 at 2:34 pm

    maybe the next time POTUS Obama steps out for lunch, or takes a stroll on the Ellipse to say hello to fellow AMERICANS, they could rush the gates and blockade his returning to the WHITE House, then file charges of abandoning his post? It sure as hell beats the American TAXPAYERS funding another 5 million dollar inquest on BENGHAZI just to find out four,FOUR, 4 Americans were killed in an attack on the US Consulate.

    • Maxx44 July 8th, 2014 at 3:04 pm

      If the House wants another $3 million for yet another Benghazi inquest, I propose they allocate $39 million ($3 mm each) to investigate the 13 embassy/consulate attacks that led to 60 deaths on Dubya’s watch.

      • Imnot George July 9th, 2014 at 3:00 pm

        Nah, Bush was a patriot (after all he started two wars) and authentic, not an imposter like his successor. Just saying it (enough times) makes it true so you don’t need any facts or reason or dumb stuff like that.

        • BanditBasheert July 9th, 2014 at 3:38 pm

          Especially when The Imposter is BLACK.

  12. William July 8th, 2014 at 2:34 pm

    Five years ago yesterday, Snowbank Snookie quit her governor gig.

    • granpa.usthai July 8th, 2014 at 2:50 pm

      soaring to new heights from the North Korean Red Star I get – the half azz decent DU and totally out of proportion bod (should be less silicon push ups and extra large baggage aft ) I don’t get?

    • BanditBasheert July 9th, 2014 at 3:37 pm

      She quit her job because the AK Legislature told her to QUIT or they’d bring charges against her.

  13. Foundryman July 8th, 2014 at 2:40 pm

    I think the republicans knew McCain wasn’t going to win, that’s why they brought this ignorant bimbo out. They wanted someone so obnoxious, disrespectful and ignorant to get under the skin of the left, just to be a pain in the ass. She’s really to stupid for anything else.

    • BanditBasheert July 9th, 2014 at 3:37 pm

      Billy Kristol though if he forced McInsane to pick her, that she’d boff him like she has every other guy in Alaska.

  14. voice_reason July 8th, 2014 at 2:44 pm

    if she’s so intent on staying in the public eye, then she should rethink the whole Porn thing…she’s still got a few good years left on her…at least there her fans will appreciate what she has to say

    • granpa.usthai July 8th, 2014 at 2:53 pm

      I don’t think John’s charge card would cover paying for humanoids to be the naughty with Sara?

    • jimshannon July 8th, 2014 at 2:56 pm

      Would be refreshing if men who call themselves liberal would criticize and joke about Palin without becoming sexist pigs.

      • kdCaustic July 11th, 2014 at 5:32 pm

        I don’t understand your sentence. But here’s my reply anyway. Criticizing Palin is not sexist. Voting for her because she’s a “MILF” or “hot” is sexist. See the difference?

  15. labman57 July 8th, 2014 at 3:31 pm

    Typical of ‘Sarah Snide-meister’ to make light of battered spouses in order to garner the media spotlight and spew one of her usual banal diatribes on matters about which she is completely clueless.

    • BanditBasheert July 9th, 2014 at 3:35 pm

      She wishes Todd knew she even existed.

  16. fahvel July 9th, 2014 at 3:21 am

    when a viscious and not as stupid as you think object like this palin is your cheer leader – even if only for the insane and selfish and greedy – you must wonder what rolls around in these sundry heads. Popes and Dukes and Earls and such elites degraded the general population for millenia and now, with a civilized wester world, the fuckers are back – just think, who the hell would trust a man in a blue suite, white shirt and bad tie??????? It’s your congress and my parliament – every one of these miserable bastards are out for their own, either just ego for small organs or power.

    • BanditBasheert July 9th, 2014 at 3:35 pm

      The same thing that rattles around in Sarah’s head. DEAD AIR (well that and the godawful dust from the wig she has pasted on that keeps trying to fall off).
      She’s an idiot. Nothing has changed.

  17. Shades July 9th, 2014 at 2:14 pm

    When you have nothing else, scream IMPEACH (or BENGHAZI)!

    • BanditBasheert July 9th, 2014 at 3:34 pm

      She REALLY wants that job on The View .. that’s what all this trolling for attention is. That and her only job now is media whore.

  18. Rixar13 McGinnis July 9th, 2014 at 2:35 pm

    I now conclude that I will never be free from viewing this Sarah Palin which might be a good thing… She is Nucking Futs.

  19. RonPaulsBalls July 9th, 2014 at 3:20 pm

    Sarah Went Full Dumb-Dumb

    • BanditBasheert July 9th, 2014 at 3:33 pm

      What “went” – she’s been permanently dumb for years.

  20. LoneLiberTexan July 9th, 2014 at 3:58 pm

    Thank you John McCain for giving this lunatic legitimacy and bringing her to center stage. She’s been a laugh a minute.

  21. Elliot J. Stamler July 11th, 2014 at 6:47 pm

    The only people in this country by now who still care what Palin says or like her are the minority of extreme Tea Party right-wing nuts, period. As for her as long as she has the ability to cash in for speeches, books, etc. she’ll take it. She knows, dumb as she is, she will never hold an elected post again much less an appointive post.